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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so...

Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.