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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.

 

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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into...

 

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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at...

 

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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a...

 

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Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.

 

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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

 

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Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.

 

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Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.

 

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Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

 

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Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.