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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and...

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could...

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.

Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.