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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.

Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.

What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."