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Men jokes

Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.

Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?

Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.

Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.