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Marriage jokes

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby...

 

Marriage jokes

My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the...

 

Marriage jokes

QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "You'd better!"

 

Marriage jokes

QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

 

Marriage jokes

QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

 

Marriage jokes

Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and everyone of...

 

Marriage jokes

Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.

 

Marriage jokes

When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"

 

Men jokes

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

 

Men jokes

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.