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Men jokes

Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy.

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.

Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.

Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.

Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.