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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
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Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
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Men are like curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
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Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to...
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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words...
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There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman....
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Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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