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Marriage jokes

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

 

Marriage jokes

BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost...

 

Marriage jokes

Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr

 

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Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.

 

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John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."

 

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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his...

 

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The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me,...

 

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The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife,...

 

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Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'

 

Marriage jokes

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend...