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Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
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BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost...
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Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his...
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The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me,...
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The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife,...
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Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'
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"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend...
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