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Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says...

 

Marriage jokes

A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm...

 

Marriage jokes

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night....

 

Marriage jokes

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife...

 

Marriage jokes

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue...

 

Marriage jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

 

Marriage jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.

 

Marriage jokes

Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happened?" asked Harry. "I...

 

Marriage jokes

Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!

 

Marriage jokes

A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied...