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Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window....

 

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The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see that man downing bourbon at...

 

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Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.

 

Marriage jokes

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the...

 

Marriage jokes

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

 

Marriage jokes

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned...

 

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An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly....

 

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !

 

Marriage jokes

"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend....

 

Marriage jokes

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied,...