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A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It...

 

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you...

 

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The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her husband of 20 years by poisoning...

 

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"I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was...

 

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After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys...

 

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A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the...

 

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"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything."...

 

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When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told...

 

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A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!"...

 

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"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. "I don't know, but I promise I'll never...