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A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her...

 

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I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

 

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Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude...

 

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A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many...

 

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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back...

 

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An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard...

 

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A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then...

 

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A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me." The wife snickered and replied,...

 

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"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?" "I suppose...

 

Marriage jokes

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!" He says, "Aha!"