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Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks...

 

Marriage jokes

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly....

 

Marriage jokes

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other...

 

Marriage jokes

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked. "Certainly not," she...

 

Marriage jokes

I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers,...

 

Marriage jokes

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one...

 

Marriage jokes

We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.

 

Marriage jokes

But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the...

 

Marriage jokes

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe...

 

Marriage jokes

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.