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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all...
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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his...
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the...
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough...
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special...
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One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter thought for a second then...
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.
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