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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all...

 

Marriage jokes

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his...

 

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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the...

 

Marriage jokes

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough...

 

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special...

 

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One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter thought for a second then...

 

Marriage jokes

Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.

 

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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.

 

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

 

Marriage jokes

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.