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Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says...

 

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The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to...

 

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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a...

 

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A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field season, but I have to visit my...

 

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A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The...

 

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man...

 

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your...

 

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Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

 

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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When...

 

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Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but...