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Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your...

 

Marriage jokes

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light...

 

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A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to...

 

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Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft...

 

Marriage jokes

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a...

 

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They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other...

 

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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and...

 

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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there...

 

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Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

 

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Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!