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Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."
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Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the...
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A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try...
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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room...
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"...
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A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends...
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An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him...
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.
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The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father...
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