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Marriage jokes

Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."

 

Marriage jokes

Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the...

 

Marriage jokes

A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try...

 

Marriage jokes

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room...

 

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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

 

Marriage jokes

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"...

 

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A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends...

 

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An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him...

 

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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.

 

Marriage jokes

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father...