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A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to...

 

Marriage jokes

The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "there is a...

 

Marriage jokes

One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss...

 

Marriage jokes

The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. "It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are...

 

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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive...

 

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A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and...

 

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Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits...

 

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A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and...

 

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A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!"...

 

Marriage jokes

Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if...