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Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well, keep...

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.

Why was the broom late ? It over swept !

She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !

Hey, you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine !

Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!

Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.