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Mental health jokes

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to...

 

Mental health jokes

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People...

 

Mental health jokes

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the...

 

Mental health jokes

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the...

 

Mental health jokes

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression,...

 

Mental health jokes

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts...

 

Mental health jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.

 

Mental health jokes

Psychiatrist: Well, what's your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people...

 

Mental health jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.

 

Mental health jokes

"The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an...