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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to...
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A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People...
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The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the...
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the...
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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression,...
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A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts...
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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.
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Psychiatrist: Well, what's your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people...
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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.
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"The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an...
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