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My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.

 

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'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'

 

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Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

 

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'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.'

 

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One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it...

 

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Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is....

 

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Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

 

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Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !

 

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.

 

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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).