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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.

 

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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

 

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How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.

 

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If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million...

 

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Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.

 

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

 

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If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

 

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What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).

 

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a...

 

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.