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Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said,...

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's...

Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get?...

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.