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What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !

 

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How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets

 

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!

 

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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could...

 

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A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The...

 

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !

 

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

 

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Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

 

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Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to...

 

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After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving...