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Monster jokes

Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.

What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.

How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.

On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.