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Monster jokes

What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.

Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation

What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.

What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.

Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.

Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?