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Monster jokes

What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.

First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!

What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.

The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.

Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.

1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster:...