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How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.

Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.

Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.

What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.

'Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.' 'No, thank you,' said Mrs...

A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he...

If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.