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Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

 

Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .

 

Pig jokes

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.

 

Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

 

Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

 

Pig jokes

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

 

Pig jokes

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.

 

Pig jokes

Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.

 

Pig jokes

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig.

 

Pig jokes

FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!