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Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at...
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"Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."
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"Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."
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"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
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Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?'...
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An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English...
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"What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the reply. "Throw that book...
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At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the...
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Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the...
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