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What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

 

Parent jokes

Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups.

 

Parent jokes

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.

 

Parent jokes

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and...

 

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When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of...

 

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NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the...

 

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Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's a millennium?" "Well," he muttered, "I think it's...

 

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Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.

 

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"Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."

 

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Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.