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What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and...
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When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of...
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NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the...
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Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's a millennium?" "Well," he muttered, "I think it's...
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Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.
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"Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."
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Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.
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