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Old age jokes

My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.

 

Old age jokes

"Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."

 

Old age jokes

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old...

 

Old age jokes

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities...

 

Old age jokes

Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing...

 

Old age jokes

Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."

 

Old age jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

 

Old age jokes

Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!

 

Old age jokes

A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a...

 

Old age jokes

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.