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Old age jokes

Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

 

Old age jokes

Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John...

 

Old age jokes

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and...

 

Old age jokes

Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go...

 

Old age jokes

Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before...

 

Old age jokes

An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well, sir," replied the...

 

Old age jokes

Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Why's that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in plaster and told her she...

 

Old age jokes

How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.

 

Old age jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

 

Old age jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.