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A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?" He thinks a second and he says,...

 

Old age jokes

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught...

 

Old age jokes

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was...

 

Old age jokes

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing...

 

Old age jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

 

Old age jokes

Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the...

 

Old age jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen.

 

Old age jokes

"What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm...

 

Old age jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

 

Old age jokes

A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."