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Old age jokes

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and...

 

Old age jokes

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing...

 

Old age jokes

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she...

 

Old age jokes

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was...

 

Old age jokes

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he...

 

Old age jokes

The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of...

 

Old age jokes

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection....

 

Old age jokes

Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go...

 

Old age jokes

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied,...

 

Old age jokes

I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear...