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Music jokes

One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

 

Music jokes

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your...

 

Music jokes

1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing...

 

Music jokes

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out...

 

Music jokes

Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.

 

Music jokes

A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

 

Music jokes

An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

 

Music jokes

How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs

 

Music jokes

Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

 

Old age jokes

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for...