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One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"
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A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your...
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1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing...
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out...
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Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.
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A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
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Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for...
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