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Music jokes

Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.

Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.