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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.

 

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Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the...

 

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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A....

 

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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

 

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Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

 

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Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to...

 

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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.

 

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Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says...

 

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

 

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Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!