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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.

Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.