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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

 

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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

 

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Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!

 

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Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.

 

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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.

 

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Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.

 

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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask...

 

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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted...

 

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Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.

 

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Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!