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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this...
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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack...
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave...
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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.
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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.
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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't...
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Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal...
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