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Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."

Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure.

Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator.

Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.