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Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone...

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.

What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't...

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've...