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Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.

Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.

After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the...

After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the...

After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparing for his most ambitious...

The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've...

One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good...

Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, I'm no...