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Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!

Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.