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Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

 

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Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

 

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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb"...

 

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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

 

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Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

 

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Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?

 

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Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

 

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Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

 

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Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these...

 

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Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.