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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.

 

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Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

 

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An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling,...

 

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What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

 

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Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.

 

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A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming...

 

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.

 

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Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.

 

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Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the...

 

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Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.