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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?...

Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do...

Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality.

Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.

Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!