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Music jokes

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.

Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.

Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.